Schmidt Shrieking, Covered in Sick

The headlines write themselves...








Goodness knows I've been remiss in so many ways. But I'd be überremiss if I failed to point out this ray of Schadenfreude from Crooks and Liars...

Meanwhile, today on the Hill, Rep. Jean Schmidt (R-Ohio) was seen making a spectacle of herself when the unlucky lawmaker slipped and fell in what we’re told was vomit, in a bathroom in Cannon... “She made THE biggest scene [grandpaboy: How do you recognize the great ones? Grace. Under. Pressure.] in the hallway,” says a staffer who escaped the, um, regurgitation. “It’s literally all down her back.”

That's got to be worth a year full of St. Patrick's Days right there.